Cannonism

Stupid shit someone can say. Anything that boasts an ego or just sounds downright ridiculous.

Did you hear what he just said? "Let my fists do the talking?" That sounds like a cannonism.

by TrollMasterGeneral September 24, 2011

cannon

A person with an above average penis size

that person could is such a cannon

by OXFORD UNIVERSITY June 4, 2015

canon event

oh no loved one dead

Person 1: WAIT DAD NO
Spiderman 2099: bro its a canon event

by KaiserNotReally July 23, 2023

Dairy Cannons

A particularly short girl, with extremely large tits.

Damn, look at dat cutie's dairy cannons!

by krakajaka December 6, 2012

The Cum Cannon

The art of cumming into somebody's asshole, making them fart, sending the cum flying.

Hey baby, wanna do the cum cannon in the bed tonight? ;)

by Daboder2 June 7, 2020

cannonball

when a male is about to ejaculate and the partner is across the room and the sperm reaches the partner causing it to fly through the air

"lay down over there so i can cannonball you"

by jankydank August 5, 2009

Canon Gl2

known as the greatest handycam in the world. this camera is hardcore. i mean sickk. not an xl2 but for the convenience it sure does give it a run for its money

holy crap that canon gl2 make my winky tingle

by texas93 January 26, 2009