Shotgun Candy

The act of committing suicide by blowing one's brains out with a shotgun.

Did you hear about Ted in the sales department? He took the easy way out by swallowing a mouthful of shotgun candy last night. Lucky bastard.

Shotgun Candy by Tony Malice November 6, 2009

Cum candy 

Cum candy is a term used to describe male ejaculate by women and men who love swallowing their lover's jizz when they give him a blow job.

Come on, let me suck your cock so that I can taste your cum candy.

Cum candy by Emmanuelle Undine November 30, 2010

Faggot candy

Gay dude's Sperm.

Jeffery was blowing me and he begged me to shoot my faggot candy all over his face.

Faggot candy by emoavon May 4, 2009

Rare Candy 

one of a kind person who is desirable.

look at that rare candy

Rare Candy by Jmeee September 2, 2010

closet candy 

a closeted gay,lesbian, bi person who is a sexual partner of an openly gay, lesbian, bi person

Jim was out and proud, but he didn't have a real boyfriend. He would just have sex in the bathroom with some closet candy he met at the school.

Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.

closet candy by chickenbiscuit3000 July 7, 2010

car candy 

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.

Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!

car candy by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011

Transylvania Candy Cane 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman, then having her finish you off with a blow job.

I can’t believe she was cool with doing a Transylvania Candy Cane!

Transylvania Candy Cane by Jet Dude August 7, 2012