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Cum Bob Squirt Pants

Verb; When you ejaculate all over a yellow sponge for weeks. Then, as your having sex with someone and about to cum, you grab the sponge and ring it out on her face.
"Damn dude! Did you really Cum Bob Squirt Pants that bitch?!" "Yea man, she got a bigger load than she anticipated for.
by Jonny-Tann November 13, 2013
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cum breath

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your cum breath", or , "You've been sucking cocks again havent you, you dirty cum breath!". Also a useful abuse for homophobic males. Insert animal names preceeding for even more effect, eg. "horse cum breath"
by johnny smith March 30, 2005
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Cum Fetish

When you get turned on by the thought or sight of seeing someone cum
Molly has a cum fetish she loves to watch guys finish
by Wwwh642 June 17, 2018
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cum dumpster

A woman/girl who takes an exceptional amount of cum in every hole from pretty much any man who asks.
Emily is way to hot to be a cum dumpster but she let the entire sports team bust there loads in her so she totally is one now.
by Micheal O'neil April 25, 2016
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Cum-Swap

The act of 2 or more people exchanging their cum with each other. The mouth is almost always involved.

Regardless of gender, regardless of who's cum it is, & regardless of how many people are involved in the cum swap. If the previous conditions are met it is considered a cum-swap.

When the mouth is the sole, or nearly so, source of the exchange it is known as cum kissing. A very similar concept.
Last night after I came in my girlfriend's pussy I immediately ate the cream pie. Her & I then cum-swapped until finally she swallowed it.
by ...and yet another person November 14, 2013
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cum goatee

When you cum on a girl's face in a circle around her mouth so the cum is in the shape of a goatee.
Hey Greg, how'd your date go last night?

It was awesome, I gave that bitch a cum goatee!
by KC Kid July 27, 2006
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Cum Shot Surprise

When you are having anal sex with a girl and when you pull out you spit on her back making her think you ejaculated on her back but you are actually jacking off so when she turns around you jizz in her face.
"That ass hole gave me a cum shot surprise"
by that one guy with a huge penis February 3, 2012
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