beef curtain

yet another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Sometimes used in conjuction with "rainbow tint"--referring to the color gradation at the ends of sliced roast beef.(Abbreviation: curtain)(See baloney flap)

Seriously, she had a full-on beef curtain...with rainbow tint!

Ain't nothin' wrong with a little "curtain" every now and then.

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

Kobe Beef

Kobe Bryant is named after this stuff. it's pretty good beef, and apparently they give it to cows who aren't good enough to drink Guinness

did you try that kobe beef at dinner last night? it was delicious!

by Steve Ervin December 25, 2007

beefhog

n., A person with a fetish for small furry animals, namely squirrels.

n., A person who tends to hang out in oversized hamster cages.

n., A homosexual male.

Man, that dude asked to suck me off yesterday. What a beefhog.

by S. Peters October 4, 2004

beef trumpet

A tasty, more inviting term used to refer to one's penis.

'She played a cracking tune on my beef trumpet'

by Sparklehorse January 27, 2007

beef noodle

A pussy that smells so old and bad that it rots of old beef and noodle stew.

Damn dude i was in that ass for like ten minutes, until i realized her shit was beef noodled.

by NWest1981 August 15, 2008

Beef Dipski

Dipping your dick in Arby's au jus sauce then having your girl suck it off.

I had some left over Arby's so I made my girl give me a beef dipski.

by Ctrigger February 11, 2010

Toilet Beef

A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.

I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007