burning sofa

A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.

It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.

by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023

Burning Gonzales

When a male masturbates after touched spicy peppers or food

"Steve, do you have some Aloe Vera gel or some ice? I just gave myself a volcanic Burning Gonzales!"

by kobi666mf October 2, 2020

people burning

A fucked up way to say "Smoking Weed"

Guy 1: Hey man, you like people burning?

Guy 2: Hell yeah man, I'm a total pot head.

by ALegit March 31, 2017

burn vac

can be used as a verb or noun
its short for burning vacuum. its when you shit and it smells like a burning vacuum

ive been burn vacking all day. my whole house smells like a burnt vacuum

by BDANGLES March 8, 2011

Counter-burn

By making a statement to counter a roast from a person.

My friend roasts the teacher, but the teacher made a counter-burn that made my friend shut up.

by Talibum11 April 20, 2018

burning slipper

When you rub jalapeños on your condom and the have sex with a girl. Hence the burn

I gave Shari a burning slipper and she screamed loudly

Is that a burning slipper or did you give me an std?

by Habdle July 11, 2015

Burn The Dirt

the one thing people say but don’t actually know what it means

honestly bro we should just burn the dirt and go on with our lives

by BurnTheDirtBro May 24, 2019