bro bible

a code of conduct for bros to live by to become a more dominant alpha-bro

Stick to the bro bible and you'll be influential to all bros

by BrotimusMaximus July 21, 2014

bro hoe

a bro hoe is a girl who hangs with a groups of guys called "bros". normally the guys smoke pot and hookah and love to drink, dirt bike, fight, race and PARTY. bro hoes love all the same things as bros... but they also wear a lot of thick eye liner, and tons of makeup... usually their hair is overprocessed, blonde on the top and black on the bottom... they wear name brands such as SKIN, SOCAL, TAPOUT, NO FEAR & SRH... they date guys with lifted trucks with nice rims, lost of naked girl stickers on them and who their mothers hate... their favorite shapes are SPADES & STARS... they love pushup bras & low cut shirts... usually they have gotten with most of the guys in their crew... they acts like bad asses but are usually harmless, unless they all get together and attack you... they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies... some are sluts, others are sweet... just depends what crew you roll with...use words like "crew", "roll", "chill", "swoop"...etc... they live in the 951//909 and they DGAF!

i am a 951 bro hoe and i'm fuckin proud of it!

by socallove26 December 7, 2006

Bro Tap

1) to playfully strike someone in the sternum with your knuckles.

2)A girl in which a bro would like to tap.

3) A way of expressing yourself at pep rallies

4) to penetrate a fellow bro's anus with your penis and or other object (hand, black dildo, Statute of Liberty, Umbrella, or a watermellon)

* Oh dude you your bro tap took my breath away (example of def. 1 & 4)

* Guy 1: School Spirit!!!
Guy 2: Bro Tap (smacks Guy 1 in the sternum)

* Girl: I'm so drunk right now
Guy: wanna join me in a bro tap? (Example of 2)

* Guy: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Example 4)

by dartingtonmouth/infinidick April 2, 2009

bro bath

Drowning yourself in Axe deodorant instead of bathing.

Guy 1: "Dude what's that smell?"
Guy 2: "Didn't have time to shower before class so I did a bro bath."

by fr34k5h0w December 17, 2008

Lil’ bro

Young brother , little brother.
Do not necessary have to be your blood, anyone you consider close enough to call bother.

What’s up lil’ bro (brother)?

by Kathely >.~ November 12, 2018

Bro Princess

A girl who is like a "bro." Quite often she is a better bro then bros themselves. 9 times out of 10 the bromance however turns sloppy and becomes complicated.

Sally: Why does Lilly always hang out with yall?
Mike: Dude, shes just one of the guys...
Sally: Oh, so she is a bro princess

by Princess Bro November 6, 2010

bro soda

Slang term for beer. Bro sodas are commonly enjoyed by real chill dudes while playing X-Box.

Bro 1: "Dude, what are you guys doin' tonight?"

Bro 2: "Just hanging around, might listen to some DMB, drink some bro sodas. You in?"

Bro 1: "Oh yeah, bro.

by J. Eklow September 22, 2007