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Canadian Blowjob 

A maneuver in which one briefly drives on the wrong side of a divided highway in order to enter a driveway without having to take a u-turn.
Traffic looks clear, use the Canadian Blowjob.
Canadian Blowjob by cxo January 4, 2008
She gave the boss a blowjob and now she is manager
Blowjob by jackts9999 May 4, 2009
To give a blowjob is to suck someone's dick. Good way to get herpes and get labeled "dirty" or "slutty" so not recommended unless you want to go into prostitution, Or you want to try out something new to please your partner (make sure the situation in sanitary for the love of goodness)
"I can't believe Victor gave the math teacher a blowjob to pass the mid term. Gross.
"Mr.Nouvelot is gay !?
" Anyone whith eyes can tell dude. The guy uses sparkly pens I mean come on."
Blowjob by Aussiewhocanfight March 6, 2018
Getting your man hood sucked by someone using their mouth. This is to give the person oral pleasure
Guy: Hey girl could you give me a blowjob?
Girl: No, l dont want that in my mouth
Blowjob by Seb13hus August 18, 2018

truckdriver blowjob 

when you stick your dick in a hole through a wall and get a blowjob. More popular at a trurkstop restroom, where the sex of the person giving the blowjob. Thus not making you gay due to the hidden identy of the blower.
Dude I just got a truckdriver blowjob at the flying J. But I am not gay because their was no eye contact.

spyral blowjob 

When you strap the girl to a ceiling fan with her head in the center and she gives you a blowjob with the fan on
Hey Peter she gave me a spyral blowjob last night
spyral blowjob by Greenminicooper January 5, 2017