cock-blocking freshman fuck

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.

tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"

by tangerine kicks daisies November 12, 2009

Cinder block

When an individual acts like a big shot with nothing to back them up. They lack of certifications and maturity. They are All together useless and a liability

Smith acted cocky and has proven to be a bigger cinder block than Caroline.

by Saltyjake69 September 3, 2014

blockhead

Someone who gives head to the whole block.

Yo, your lil' sister is such a blockhead, even the 95 year old dude down the street has gotten head from her.

by Ab27 April 30, 2006

Clock Block

when you had the opportunity to get lucky, but are not permitted to due to time constraints

Dude, I so could have gotten laid last night, but I got Clock Blocked and had no time to make a move since the bar was closing in 5 minutes

by DGarrett February 15, 2010

Block baby

A Block Baby is the child of a woman that doesn't know who the father of the baby is. In other words it could be anyone on the block. Therefore, it also insinuates she's a hoe.

Person 1: Did you see her baby? He's so cute.

Person 2: Yea. Too bad he's a block baby. That baby mama's a hoe.

by Check Mate July 11, 2007

d-block

to steal something

"yo ima d-block ya gurl son"

by dee December 24, 2003

D-Block

The Biggest and Badess Block in every city.
Only the strong survive

Where the name D comes from

Shit better take off my G-Unit shoes 'fore i get shot up

by Bong Water August 5, 2004