snatch-faced bitch

A person who is a complete fucking bitch.

Kelly Mykins is a snatch-faced bitch. Lets go have synchronized swimming with Charlene.

by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

Itch to bitch

When someone can't wait to argue about something.

"That movie sucked."
"Yeah, I can't wait to get my computer. I've got an itch to bitch about it."

by Uncle Fuckus July 15, 2009

That's Bitch

A phrase that is used to describe a situation that is unfair.

Guy 1: I call shotgun

Guy 2: Too bad you don't get it

Guy 1: Bullshit I called it

Guy 2: Tough shit

Guy 1: That's Bitch

by mcvarial December 26, 2011

Keep a baby bitch

A girl that's so hot you'd marry her if you got her pregnant.

Have you seen the new secretary? A keep a baby bitch for sure!

by Carlos Stone March 27, 2015

Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.

I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!

by Mattwest June 9, 2015

Parking Space Bitch

Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.

Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.

by the-n January 21, 2016

take it bitch

The Rad Brad's famous quote.

*destroys alien's face* "OH, TAKE IT BITCH!

by Lime Taje May 14, 2016