Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies

Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.

by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020

Howard Baskin

A Howard Baskin is a person who is the most limp dick human you have ever met, they like being put on their knees with a leash around their neck simping to their wife who fed her own husband to tigers. If pussy was a human it’d be Howard Baskin. He’s just an overall bum.

Wow your such a bitch you’re like Howard Baskin.

by Josiah Joyce May 8, 2020

absolute bastard

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchise “Super Mario”.

Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!

by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021

101% based

A title bestowed on someone who is 21% based, 20% cringe, 20% gigachad, 20% omegalul, and 20% poggers. The only known person to have achieved this level of based and survived is twitch streamer Josh Strife Hayes, a creator of high quality second monitor content.

You watch twitch streamers with your spare time? That's pretty cringe. Oh, it's Josh Strife Hayes? Oh wow nevermind, you're 101% based!

by Snerfee June 24, 2022

Holy Based

When something is so unfathomably Based, it becomes gospel.

It is a common occurrence for netizens who read something based to such a degree to automatically respond with "HOLY BASED". Notably, the concept of 'Holy Based' and the response, "HOLY BASED" are different, but do still remain causally related.

Commentor 1: *makes a racist comment*
Commentor 2: "Wow, Looks like we have an edgelord here... etc. etc. *typical uncontrollable redditor moral gibberish response*

Commentor 1: *makes another racist comment*
Commentor 3: "HOLY BASED"

by WeakestKYSEnjoyer June 26, 2023

soft stuffing the basket

Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking

OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....

by kiki921 August 5, 2007

skunk in a basket

A sexual position where 2 people position themselves ass to ass and one person farts into the other person's anus.

Person 1: "Baby, do you want a skunk in a basket?"

Person 2: "aw yeah!"

Person 1: "Alright, bend over!"

by skunkmaster buck June 22, 2009