ass baking

The act of baking ass.

"Hey John, that was some quality ass baking last night. What's your recipe?"

by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017

ULTRA-BAKED

When you get so high that you forgot that you got that high, so you get even more high, and don't realize how high you have been. Connecting two brain cells becomes an impossible task that only jesus himself could achieve while being ultra-baked.

Yo chad, why did you get ultra-baked?

Chad replies, 'bro shut the fuck up and pass me the bong...'

by DJ CHAD March 4, 2021

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019

airless baking

Baking in an air-fryer machine, sounds crazy but it's viable

Jonh: "Hey, my birthday coming up, you have any plans for me Mark?"

Mark: "Yeah, I'll airless bake you a cake, or something"

Jonh: "Airless baking? Now that's something new"

by LegendOfNothing January 17, 2021

Baked Baker's Dozen

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

by BuffaloZeus February 9, 2015

Bake a brownie

When you take a shit and then shove it up the girls pussy, 'impregnating' her with the poop.

hey Candice, u wanna bake a brownie tonight?

by Autistic_Lemon June 19, 2023

Easy Bake

Farting in front of the electric heater/ fire place, causing the gas and smell to fill the entire room. An open room Dutch Oven.

That silent but deadly you let out in front of the heat filed the room with like someone was baking brownies in the Easy Bake Oven

by Billy Bowleegs December 13, 2014