Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022

double baked pastry

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hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024

baked veggie capsule

A yummy concoction of vegetables encased in bread. No longer called a pocket because of the crude relation to belly button lint.

"So. What are you eating for dinner?"

"Dude. Im eating an amazing baked veggie capsule. Because im a badass vegetarian. Gotta represent."

by Brianne King September 19, 2006

Baked beans

Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.

“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”

“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”

by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019

Bake

When a Q-anon or other conspirator creates meaning from secret numbers, letters, or other clues found on the internet.

He dropped his phone and it tweeted the letter M, so the apes baked a theory that he was secretly telling them to buy more Gamestop stock.

by banana quiet July 16, 2024

Baking

Baking is when butterflies smoke a spliff and get high with nayshawn

My butterfly was baking in the jacuzzi with nayshawn last year

by Baking September 2, 2022

wake-n-bake

A tanning salon that also serves coffee

We went to to spot to get wake-n-baked.

by Interiorfix March 25, 2025