onion bagel

a bagel with onions.....
the second awesome word to all words.

girl d00d, if you place onions on a bagel, do they become onion bagels?

boy why yes they do.

girl mmmmh, they sound tastey.

boy ew, your nasty. onion bagels are gross.

by alexisonfire. December 23, 2009

Nuzzling Badger

A sexual technique involving black and white undies or pubes and growling.

Nuzzling Badger is when your girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on sexual orientation) dyes their pubes black and white, or wheres black and white underwear.

You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.

by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007

Honey Badger

A blonde haired homosexual male.

John and I went to Club Hunk in Baton Rouge and it was filled with honey badgers! We ended up having a great time if you catch my drift.

by Broomy3 January 11, 2012

bagel hockey

act of playing with or having intercourse with a vagina aka the mine of insertion

i played bagel hockey with susan last night

by stykitin April 4, 2005

Bagel Bear Bait

1. A fucking awesome prank where one smears honey on a friend or acquitance's nipples and cream cheese on thier bely while they sleep.

"Haha dude! Hes totally bagel bear bait now."

by Hishman January 6, 2008

Badger Badger Badger

This definition is a response to "Your mom reeks of butter"'s definition.

The songs real lyrics ARE Magic, Mushroom and Hallucinate. This is because the song is really about these mushrooms that cause hallucinations. They make you see hundreds of badgers.

The mushrooms are drugs, like Marijuana and are dangerous.

Substance abuse causes you to do stupid things. Don't take these mushrooms. Just enjoy the "Badger" song. It's like a warning label. Listen to it.

Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Magic Mushroom Mushroom, Hallucinate cinate cinate cinate hallucinate.
as opposed to Badger Badger Badger mushroom mushroom augh snake snake ooo its a snake.

by Manda-rin March 14, 2009

bagel

A round thing with a hole, but not a doughnut because it's not all pretty and cool and stuff like that...

What are you doing with that bagel?!?!?!?!?!

by YoMamma February 22, 2003