A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.
by poopynutnacho September 09, 2022
L G M F B
Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?
Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.
Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)
Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.
Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)
by @AllUnbelievableShits January 12, 2025
by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022
"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"
by big ol mess January 22, 2023
by Big poppa daddy26 February 16, 2016
Amoroso's Baking Company is the best.
by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022
The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking, typically involving elaborate or time-consuming recipes that serve as a distraction from the task at hand. Procrasti-baking often results in a delicious treat, but also a delay in completing important tasks. The term "procrasti-bake" is a play on the words "procrastinate" and "bake."
I know I have an essay due tomorrow, but I just can't focus right now - I think I need to procrasti-bake some brownies to clear my head.
by uhTipy April 09, 2023