Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.
Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.
by poopynutnacho September 09, 2022
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L G M F B
Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?

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Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)
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Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.
Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!
by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022
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baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too
"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"
by big ol mess January 22, 2023
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baked through the roof

It like when you are supper high or fucked up
Yo Steve this shit got me baked through the roof
by Big poppa daddy26 February 16, 2016
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Amoroso's Baking Company

A baking company based in Philadelphia.
Amoroso's Baking Company is the best.
by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022
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Procrasti-bake

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking, typically involving elaborate or time-consuming recipes that serve as a distraction from the task at hand. Procrasti-baking often results in a delicious treat, but also a delay in completing important tasks. The term "procrasti-bake" is a play on the words "procrastinate" and "bake."
I know I have an essay due tomorrow, but I just can't focus right now - I think I need to procrasti-bake some brownies to clear my head.
by uhTipy April 09, 2023
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