hot snakes

Human excrement. "Hot" comes from the usual 98.6 degree Fahrenheit temperature of the fecal matter. "Snakes" refers to the snake-like appearances of the bowel contents due to the shape it assumes in the intestines.

Tom: Hey dude, why did you break up with Angie?
Me: Well, we got all drunk and she asked me to drop hot snakes all over her face. I did, and now it is awkward."

by Taboo McNasty September 11, 2006

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Baby Snake

To Make a Mistake, Comes From Made a Mistake Being Misheard to Become Baby Snake.

That Scarecrow Has Made A Hell Of A Baby Snake.

by Jimmy Olsen April 29, 2007

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Snake charmer

Playing music until a penis is erect

I was a snake charmer with my man when we were hooking up

by Tkmgk September 07, 2014

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snake eyes

Snake eyes is when a woman is staring directly into the head of two penises.

When Sarah got down on her knees to throat our two dicks, she gazed directly into the snake eyes for a moment, and then went for it.

by ryanjriggy August 13, 2009

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musty snake

first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.

last week i gave nates mom a musty snake, she didnt see it coming.

by crustynraunchy December 07, 2007

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