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dick pickling

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.
Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.
by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018
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Dick thirty

dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. dickthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at dick thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze button
man my shift starts at 5 AM, I better start my alarm clock for dick thirty
by Daxter286 November 25, 2011
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skeetch dick

The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.
OMG last night was phenomenal but I think she she gave me skeetch dick my penis hurts.
by Anonymouspimp123 June 24, 2023
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Pickens Dick

Damn bro you got that Pickens dick! I could knit that shit into a sweater!”
by Dunkin Mcockiner December 22, 2022
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Womp Dick

This term is used when you are clapping somebody's cheeks in a match of Fortnite or in just everyday life.
He turned around and I gave him the quick WOMP DICK!!
by The TANK 15 November 26, 2018
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Dick Doodle

A Dick Doodle is when you take an unsolicited dick pick that was sent to your private messages in chat, edit it with funny doodles, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Bonus points if you can post it publicly for all to see.
Poly got tired of getting sexually assaulted by guys sending her dick pics all day long, so she started making Dick Doodles out of them and sending them back.
by Wetpapersack2 November 7, 2018
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Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.
Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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