Aeternarchy (n.)- a system of monarchy in which the perfect, ideal ruler is gentically engineered and then cloned once every 35 years, with each new ruler being schooled by the previous one from birth until succession in philosophy, mathematics, science, history, diplomacy, law, and economics.
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Get the aesthetically stable mug.The Cuphead clone before Cuphead, this game has been known to give intense and bloody hemroids to everyone who plays it. It's said to be the cause of all evil in the world including Fortnite, Obunga and Leon Bell from Dead Rising 2. Aegis Wing might in fact be the most cancerous substance known to man and can destroy your Xbox from the inside out. Only those who have downed a bottle of gamer girl piss may be able to play Aegis Wing without getting dysentery or worse.
Guy: Hey do you remember that one game Aegis Wing?
Second Guy: AAAAAAAHHHH! IT HURTS! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!
Guy: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ME TOO! AHHHH!
Second Guy: AAAAAAAHHHH! IT HURTS! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!
Guy: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ME TOO! AHHHH!
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Aeniah is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. She has a big booty that all the boys wont and can't have. Aeniah is loyal and smart and also has good grades in all her classes. So if a boy ever wont her they better look good.
by Aeniah September 24, 2018
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"Damn homie. I tried practicing Aerial Puncture on a laundry basket and I got my dick stuck in one of the holes."
"I tried doing Aerial Puncture on my girl, but I missed and hit her left asscheek."
"I tried doing Aerial Puncture on my girl, but I missed and hit her left asscheek."
by y90 February 26, 2019
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