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Adam and Lauren

Couple who meets at a young age and falls in love instantly. When Adam and Lauren start dating, they never break up and spend forever and ever together.
An Adam and Lauren relationship is the strongest and healthiest relationship ever created.
by MayoManLoserNug34 May 17, 2011
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adam

A dumb shit that doesnt know how to get over people. someone who doesnt know when it is time to let go.
Stupid adam keeps telling me how he loves me. But i broke up with him a while ago.
by Gilligan McFee February 21, 2011
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Adam

Grade A douche bag with a little dick who loves to take it in the ass all night long.
by sssamnaylor April 4, 2009
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Adam

A boy who likes to lie.
Usually six foot or taller.
Turned down this cute little girl, for an ugly fucking slut.
lies about having sex.
makes potatoes with hot sauce.
blonde,short,curly hair.
large penis.

FUCKING ASSHOLE.. that a girl usually can't stop loving. </3
girl:I had sex with Adam.
friend:No you didn't?Adam said he wouldn't fucking touch you.
girl:Oh:'( I'm not lying.
by the heartbroken one=/ March 19, 2009
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Adam

This boy ( may be a girl who knows ) is the Beast of the Ground
he is a mythical creature found to have married many mermaids and has a magical genie called Pooja
It is an amazing thing and a great friend to have, he really manages to make me laugh
Peter: What is that lurking in the bushes?
Nicole: I don't know, it looks like an Adam
by Ahah. October 22, 2008
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Adam

An asshole. The type of man who uses naive and impressionable girls for his own personal gain and leaves them emotionally and mentally traumatized. Untrustworthy, heartless, selfish, and uncaring. Doesn't take accountability for his actions and often blames the victim for the abuse.
"Adam hides behind a facade"
by H725H November 15, 2013
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Adam & Eve

Two very stupid idiots who were put on this Earth by 'God'.

Now 'God' decided to make everything around Adam & Eve, as we see it today, a drug, for example, Weed and Acid (Comes from a plant).

Weed is not a drug back then, and shouldn't be now.

Adam and Eve found a very good way of smoking this and making LSD into 'Tabs', or they were tripping off Shrooms, which would explain the two seeing a 'talking' snake.

They were trippin fo'!
Adam: DuuuuUde, look at that talking 'snake'!

Eve: HOLY FUCKING JESUS MARY CHRIST (who hasn't been born yet) FUCK!

Snake: Take these shrooms, smoke this weed and trip off this Acid DOG! boolash mother fucker, BOOLASH, gu-gur!

Adam & Eve: This is some goooood shit! =D
by Russell Parker November 15, 2006
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