Dick Tool

An asshole who thinks he is charming, but is really just a tool. Likely wears those jeans with the designs and sparkles on the pockets.

That guy from Jersey seemed really nice. Now I see, he is such a dick tool.

by SkittleTots January 10, 2014

Tool

A slang term for a gun most commonly a pistol or handgun.

"Daddy told me never leave the house with out my TOOL" -YG

by RyanOG August 31, 2016

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

tool

a hand gun or sub machine gun

"its about to be war so everyone tool up". marlo stanfeild

by jayjonesy May 5, 2009

park tool

Retard

All the retards that work at park tool

by Forumyoung June 15, 2022

alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.

1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)

by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020