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Spartan Mask

The act of laying your cock and balls on another persons face. Making them look like a spartan
“Dude, I totally spartan masked Todd when he fell asleep. He had no idea.”
by Asswithtits January 18, 2018
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Sparx maths

Tom: Mr Cooper tell us to do Sparx maths
Duc Huy: it's cancer...mate
by DucHuy-peasant February 21, 2022
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spaz car

A three wheeled vehicle distributed to the handicapped by the British Government in the 1970s (some kind of conspiracy to eradicate them perhaps). They all came in the same ugly light-blue colour.
"Urgh...look at John's cardigan, it's spaz-car blue!"
by Twizla January 26, 2005
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Sprunjing

Seeking out information.

In the Futurama Movie: Benders Big Score, aliens from the nudist beach planet "Nudar" trap the Planet Express crew in an internet scam and eventually take over the planet Earth.

These aliens have an organ called the "sprunger" they use for sniffing out information. Throughout the movie they are "sprunging" about for information.
Bender: What are you doing, wonderful masters?
Fleb: Sprunjing for information.
(Nudar sprunjes a wall)
Nudar: Oh! There's something here. I can sprunje it. Robot, tear it open!
Bender: Goody, goody, goody, goody!
(Bender starts hitting the wall with his head)
Zoidberg: What's that thing on your neck?
Nudar: Checking out my sprunjer, huh?
Zoidberg: I guess. What does it do?
Nudar: It's a special sense organ our species possesses. It engorges in the presence of... moans Information.
Zoidberg: Lucky you. All I have is a gland that gives off foul odors when I'm bored.
(A quiet spraying sound is heard, then the nudists, Amy, and the Professor all look at Zoidberg and cover their noses)
(Bender finishes beating up the wall with his head)
Bender: Hey, look, a safe!
Farnsworth: That's my safe. I call keep-offsies.
Nudar: No callsies! Open it!
by ADPro October 13, 2009
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spock cock

When you can't get it up because you're thinking about it too logically
Sorry luv, but all this talk of weddings and kids has given me a bit of the old spock cock, mind if we don't do it tonight...
by timmyfactiod December 10, 2009
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Spinach Party

A jolly old good time that can be had when you get a great deal on spinach at your local green grocer.
Spinach is on sale for $1.00. Buy ten and have a Spinach Party.
by marahaahaa March 19, 2012
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speedo chaser

A female who is obsessed with male swimmers, specifically
the ones who swim for Boston College and Nathan Adrian.
"I'm obsessed with swimmers, their bodies are perfectly shredded. I guess you could say that I am a speedo chaser"
by Thunthunthun October 15, 2013
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