Your mom

Lots of yo mama jokes

who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!

Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.

by Cheetah_speed119 July 19, 2019

your mom

the funniest thing in the whole entire world and the best comeback for everything

"hey what are you doing tn?"

respond with "Your MOM!!!!!!!!!!" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

by super funny sunny October 9, 2021

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018

Your mother

She's fat and dumb

Your mother's so fat, when she gets on an elevator, she has no choice but to go down!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

my yours

A slang used by retards and communists to refer to the things that have no proper owner, rather all of us are it's owner.
It is commonly used but it's a gray area that you shouldn't bypass without having any actual signs of mental illness. Please before using this term, refer to your personal doctor.

This country is my yours. My heart is my yours. My brain is only yours cause i don't have one.

by A.7.A April 13, 2020

Your mom

Gay

A human being:your mom is gay
Someone with a mother that is not gay:no u

by JacrispyFriedChicken July 2, 2018