milky willy

a limp penis that is covered in sperm

i have a milky willy

by the 5 footer November 3, 2019

dry poop willy

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.

I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!

by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011

dirty uncle willy

Combining the wet willy and a wet henry at the same time to give an awesome effect

I totally gave her a dirty uncle willy

by hawk johnston October 26, 2013

against your willy

Its when u lick a person's finger then put it in their ear and twist the finger around. Like a wet willy, but done by the victim.

"Quit against your willying yourself" said the bully, as he gave the nerd an against your willy.

by Radiophobic January 13, 2015

Donald Trumps willy

Donald trump is ONE OF A KIND. It’s a pretzel shape. Very ugly, tiny and poisonous.

P1: have you heard of Donald Trumps willy?

P2: YEAH ITS GROSS

by Willybeard.65 December 8, 2020

Willy Mo Pena

Willy Mo Pena is the most awesomenest player of baseball ever. He is from the country of Korea and he plays CF for the BoSox of Boston, Mass.

Willy Mo Pena is f*cking sweet dewd. I'm so glad that the Red Sox traded Bronson Arroyo to get him. Wicked broseph.

by Awesome Charles May 19, 2006

wally

Drunken midget often found attached to doors on QuikTrip convenience stores

Wally sunofabitch is back at QuikTrip telling me "CUL8R,"
as i walk out with my frezoni.

by One With Large Penis November 6, 2007