HMS Warrior

My want to buy HMS Warrior for 468,449.52 USD. The Warrior being an armored frigate for the British royal navy. She is capable of 14 knots in the water and is armed with
26 × Smoothbore muzzle-loading 68-pdr (206 mm) guns
10 × Rifled breechloading 110-pdr (178 mm) guns
4 × Rifled breechloading 40-pdr (121 mm) guns
And is protected by an armour Belt of 4.5 in (114 mm) thick of solid iron. She was the first fully iron battleship and is powered by
10 rectangular boilers that produce

5,772 indicated horsepower (4,304 kW)
put that all together and you have girlfriend material, if your girl does not have all of these traits you should find a better woman

my girlfriend is as good as HMS Warrior!

by Mr BIg⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ April 14, 2023

Russian Bottled Water

Vodka.

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013

West-End Water Balloon

The act of taking a piss in a condom followed by tying the end and inserting it in a female vagina

Baby I'll West-end water balloon you tonight

by bigdaddysavage6969 July 22, 2015

Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior

An unofficial nickname for the former WWE and current TNA wrestler Jeff Hardy.

Look the Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior is going to do the Swanton Bomb.

by Humanomaly 666 June 24, 2016

Hot as water

when something is really fucking cool

"dude that shirt is hot as water, where'd you get it?"

by barbie2cute August 30, 2018

Hot as water

Something that is very cool.

I really like that tattoo dude! It’s hot as water.

by NickyDoodles August 30, 2018

Fax social justice warrior

A fax social justice warrior or fax sjw for short is some one who hacks into fax machines and intercepts messages being received and then sends sjw comments about the intercepted messages to fax machines. Some fax sjw's sends their messages that they left on the fax machines online. Hospitals and schools are the most effected by fax sjw's. 6 people have died by the confusion caused by these people in hospital but they say it's worth it to tell that one doctor that his last fax was racist. If another fax sjw hacks another sjw it can cause a circle jerk.

Nurse:"I just got a fax that said death to trump."
Doctor:" Oh that's just a Fax social justice warrior."

by Typical2.0 October 10, 2018