washing the pearl

Female masturbation involving a lot of rubbing/circling of the clitoris; typically performed prior to, during, or after taking a shower.

"Stacy you've been in there for two hours! What are you doing?"

"Go away! I'm washing the pearl!"

by TheStenchofDiscovery July 13, 2015

Wading in on it

posting an unrelated article by a radical commentator that actually proves the other person's point without you realising it.

Here goes Skidoc on gay marriage, wading in on it and somehow legitimizing Rosie o'Donnell's marriage to her cat.

by Crevicular November 16, 2015

washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015

waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.

My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.

by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016

Waving the Banner

When you fart on a few squares of toilet paper to make them wave in the breeze.

I had a proper fart built up, so waving the banner rallied my troops.

by Lookmanospaces September 18, 2016

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

washington, ga

Meth capital of the world.

Washington, GA is home to many meth heads.

by TomJonesDancePartner July 25, 2016