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ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.
Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.
by Katizzle January 28, 2021
mugGet the ball washmug.
When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.
Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.
by NotABanana August 13, 2015
mugGet the Cleaning the Washing Machinemug.

wash yo ass

A phrase people use when their friend, family members, or partner stinks
Matt: Did you shower this morning?
Johnny: No.
Matt: Well, wash yo ass! You stink!
by theblimpmaster23 July 5, 2022
mugGet the wash yo assmug.

turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009
mugGet the turtle washmug.

Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!
Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”
by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024
mugGet the Googie Car Washmug.

face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.
After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself
by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023
mugGet the face washmug.

Bong Wash

The smoke from a bong hit when someone can’t clear full bong
I can’t clear this , do you want this bong wash?
by Lyss0259 March 23, 2024
mugGet the Bong Washmug.

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