Walking Wetpatch

a really horny looking woman who makes you feel good

she's so hot she's a walking wetpatch

by urbane two wheeler August 25, 2011

tommy walk

When someone is completely drunk out of their mind and can hardly walk. Staggering drunk.

"He drank so much tonight, he did the Tommy Walk to the cab".

by akaharleyman February 3, 2014

Spank walk

When you go on a walk and you jack off in a public place. But not in a public bathroom.

I went on a spank walk last night. Example: I jacked off in the bushes by the park.

by cccth II rphyd October 26, 2016

Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.

I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!

by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022

Walk in Moment

When you find your parents doing something sus and or find a sus object that belongs to them.

Bro I just had a walk in moment when I found the 400 fluid ounces of lube in their closet!!!

by massivefuckinganimetitties May 9, 2022

Walking L

Some mf named idc.qua

Idc.qua: eren solos bozo=walking L

by Idc.qua September 28, 2021