A land whale is a girl named Kylie hackenberg. She's nasty and looks like she crawled out of a damn trash can. She's also dating Holden Hastings.
by Lauren williamson September 13, 2017
The party had way too many stuffy arrogant bastards and besides it was time to leave, so I ripped off a few nuke gay whales for jesus rants and showed myself to the door.
by Big Game Dave August 23, 2007
by Bjornbarl August 16, 2017
The All Gen Gamers Whale is a sound effect regularly played on the All Gen Gamers Podcast. It is normally the subject of jokes as the whale "travels" to the houses of the 4 members of the podcast and gets up to many (usually sexually related) antics.
The members of the podcast like to brag about when the "Whale" is at their house.
The members of the podcast like to brag about when the "Whale" is at their house.
by AGGfan July 14, 2011
by kangaroos, mate June 22, 2008
To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.
If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:
"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"
Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"
Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H May 04, 2005
The definition of having Whale Vagina Disorder is to have a small penis and lopsided balls and not get any ass. They are very homosexual and enjoy to eat there own shit.
by LAUREN, the boss. April 08, 2011