turn up or transfer

A phrase used by college students to pressure others into drinking heavily.

Jacob: You going out tonight?

Matt: Shit man, it's only wednesday night. I actually have to get work done.

Jacob: Fucking turn up or transfer.

by Fonzie31 October 23, 2014

Turd Lock

Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.

Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "

Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?

Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."

by matterri April 23, 2017

Turbo ultra mega super large gay

One of the highest level of gay. Gayer than Turbo Mega Gay and ultra mega super big gay.

He who gets called Turbo ultra mega super large gay is the gayest in the room no matter what.

*Argument between friends*
Friend 1: Ha! You're turbo mega gay!
Friend 2: Well you're ultra mega super big gay!
Friend 3: Can you 2 stop! You're both Turbo ultra mega super large gay!

by Door knob eater October 13, 2018

Turn the freaking frogs gay

TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAE, DO YA HERE ME?

2. A vine, that’s long lost.

“Damn, turn the freaking frogs gay.”

by Emakuni February 20, 2019

turbo nonce

UK Slang for Peadophile, but can be used to slag one of your mates off

Max you are such a turbo nonce

by Jopaya June 23, 2019

Turkic Pushback

When a Turk fucks a German and rains down cum upon them.

God, that Turkic Pushback really destroyed Maria!

by ISP's cuck August 10, 2023

totally turtles

just like totally, but with turtles added. said because the ninja turtles say totally.

jill: u going to the party today?
patrick: totally turtles you know i am.

by patty wagon January 11, 2009