Teary Dick

Someone who masturbates with their own tears because they are so lonely. He is therefore a teary dick.

He stayed at home and masturbated with his tears because he had no one to go out with therefore he is a teary dick.

by Tulsagrit August 1, 2020

tearanny

Dictatorial control facilitated though copiously-leaky facial waterworks.

I try not to arbitrarily think of a person's crying as being manipulation, but there are indeed some individuals who use said streaming-eyed blubbering merely as tearanny to try to get what they want.

by QuacksO October 6, 2020

tearsofabel

the most tasteless xo stan in the app, defends save your tears more than his whole career and the #1 montreal stan.

A: did you see someone called wicked games boring?
B: is him tearsofabel?

A: yes that hoe

by montrealxo October 11, 2020

tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.

I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.

by JP knows best October 22, 2020

teargoId

lyna is the softest cutest most amazing person like ever, she is really funny and really really pretty

teargoId aka lyna is amazing and talented

by hhhhhhhhhhahaaahii October 25, 2020

tearsrem

the bigggest flop on stan twitter

“tearsrem is such a fad”

by imamfcitygirl November 14, 2020

Tearjerker

The trait or action of crying while masturbating at the same time. Typically common among young depressed white males.

I had a real tearjerker last night

That dude Brian, he's a total tearjerker

by Jill Biden November 17, 2020