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Blind touch 

Typing without looking at the keys.
"His new secretary has the blind touch & she's fast about it too."
Blind touch by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

because you touch yourself at night 

a funny phrase to say after any question
Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night
To consume a numerous amount of alcohol and hang out with some buds
Guy #1 How much are you going to drink tonight?
Guy #2 Dude I'm going to get absolutely torched
Torched by bigjohn11111 June 1, 2010

Touchfuzzy 

A person who is sensitive, takes things personally, and who can't take a joke. A person s in love it's beyond euphoria with not taking that joke. That could be described as butterflies in your logic.
Person A: I bet you can't last a week in Wisconsin.

Touchfuzzy: I'm so good at surviving there I'll drown in the cheese.
Touchfuzzy by Some_Random_Chick January 17, 2010

touch cloth 

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long
You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

touch hole 

(1) n - vagina/anus
(2) n - a slutty girl
(3) n - see asshole, douchbag, fag, jewbag
(1) that girl has one nasty fucking touch hole!
(2) that touch hole has slept with everybody on campus.
(3) don't be such a fucking touch hole!
touch hole by je adore dior March 9, 2003