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sack of suck

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".
This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

or
"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."
by Bowlfinger '72 October 9, 2019
mugGet the sack of suckmug.

hope suck

When life tries you a curveball.
And you accidentally drop your vape in a swimming pool and then you hope suck it , looking for signs of life.
I shit , I just jumped off the dock with my Vape. Time to to “Hope Suck”!!
by Stephaniewjy December 15, 2022
mugGet the hope suckmug.

Scooby Suck

When you put peanut butter on your penis, then crush dog treats as a topping and then let the dog lick it off.
Ya man last night was crazy, I got the best scooby suck ever “
by Bucfan 03 July 17, 2022
mugGet the Scooby Suckmug.

suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019
mugGet the suck a bagelmug.

crank suck

“I’m itching for a good crank suck” Chase said
by Crank suck May 17, 2018
mugGet the crank suckmug.

Creeping Suck

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.
I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...
by I am me, who I am November 12, 2022
mugGet the Creeping Suckmug.

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