Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

gent wheel

Alternative name for the London eye, generally uttered when inebriated.

Ooooh, look at that gent wheel!

by briyanilover October 31, 2017

french wheel

A specific type of Cuban that worries exsessively about his hair and plays baseball

Wow that Clint is such a French wheel

by Chrisvisaggio November 14, 2017

Wheel

To make out with someone

I can't believe I wheeled Jessica !

by sweet_chrisy November 18, 2017

Third Wheel

Usually the odd one out of the group (3 people), this person does not fit in and typically has a strong intolerance for eggs.

"Is that guy puking up eggs?"

"I bet he's a third wheeler"

by KingSlayer72 March 13, 2018

wheel of despair

Bad things keep happening in a life that makes a person experience a spinning wheel of despair. See also pit of despair; well of despair; depression; sissyphos.

First my mom died. Then my gf left me, my father got heart disease, I quit my degree and my dad cheated me out of my mothers will. Although I have had a few prexious good moments, everything seems to come back. And worse than before. It is like I am stick in a wheel of despair.

by UrbanMolb February 14, 2017

copenhagen wheel

A circle-jerk comprised of several dutch rudder pairs.

John and Frank had to eat tje soggy biscuit after losing the Copenhagen wheel.

by Corey Slack February 17, 2017