Spider-Man

You are having intercourse when the girl is on top and you take your hands to reach back to get butthole and make the spider man web shooting hands to spread open her butthole with your two middle fingers and ring fingers.

I Spider-Manned my girl’s butt last night when she was grinding on top of me

by Buttermilk178 September 5, 2022

Angolan spider monkey

When you a woman has her legs behind her head and you proceed to give her cunnilingus whilst pinning her against the wall

This chick was so flexible i was able to go at her while she was doing the Angolan spider monkey

by Nostalgia inc. July 26, 2021

Spider-Man Delusions

Thinking oneself is the character Spider-Man. Many fans of the character may experience this.

“My friend is so obsessed with spider-man that i think he might have Spider-Man Delusions!”

by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023

spider

Somone who will devour people who like them

that bitch is a spider

by Hexicate June 13, 2023

giant spider

an abomination from hell

i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER

"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???

okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.

todd: what are giant spiders and why is scott afraid of them

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.

by sc0tt_ June 10, 2023

burning spider

Burning spider is a person who sucks at red dead redemption 2.
It's started on 7/27/2022 at exactly 9:42 PM. (The exact seconds aren't known and will remain a mystery to all mankind

Yo, Alex, you are a burning spider.

by anonymous July 27, 2022

Spider-Man Disease

Spider-Man Disease is a disease in which someone has hallucinations where they believe that they are something more than human, often believing that they have superpowers. It is named after the famous superhero that people later figured out was hallucinating.

“Why's he kicking the air"
“Oh don't worry he just has Spider-Man Disease"

by The Kash Register October 25, 2022