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Moose Tracks

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.
Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.
by mooosey April 19, 2023
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Moose Tail

A "moose tail" is a slang term that refers to the outline or bulge created by tight clothing, especially pants, around the genital area. While originally used to describe a visible silhouette resembling a moose's tail, it is now often associated with male genitalia. It is advised to use discretion and sensitivity when discussing or referring to such terms in a respectful manner.
Taint your ass taint your balls ; taint your moose knuckle taint your moose tail.
by Madycakes April 24, 2024
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drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 13, 2013
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Moose on the bus

When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.
Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today
by Cooper haters of America November 4, 2021
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moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"
by Gangly Don September 23, 2023
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Master Moose

Given to the highest rank of a person nicknamed Moose. This person is a great man in every way whether it’s sports, comedy or in the bedroom. It takes years to achieve the status of a Master Moose. Master Moose is typically a nickname for someone named Mustafah.
Hes been trying to hard to be a Master Moose. Maybe it’s because his name doesn’t have an H at the end!
by mosesmalone2424 November 23, 2021
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Moose Knuckle

When you wear tight jeans and there's a bulge in their pants and their balls makes a knuckled that looks like a moose
Damn Mikes jeans are really tight...you can see his moose knuckle
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
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