night watchman

a man placed in the rear of a mid-night train....

My heart is breaking cus I'm the night watchman in the rear of mid-night train..
My honey I won't see again, she leaving cus I'm a night watchman in the rear of mid-night train...

Hay it's better than a trud floating in the pot....

by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006

Night Mares

A chick that's reeeeeel ugly!!!

That bitch is Naight Mares!!!

by Anphony March 5, 2003

Night Fever

A fake excuse a Bahamian DJ gives you for what is clearly herpes. It may or may not be caused by the excessive handling of "roofies".

Victims have been known to sleep for entire days of their vacations and lose the ability to wrestle the most powerful thoughts of their unconscious away from their mouths. If they don't let out these irrepressible thoughts verbally the skin on their lips has been known to bubble up.

For example a victim of night fever might suddenly say something like "I can't wait to see your penis" to avoid a potentially embarrassing night fever flare up.

by djnightfever April 7, 2011

Greasy Night

You've had anal sex and end up with a lot of shit on your penis, you have had a greasy night.

Brain: I heard you had a one night stand last night.
Chad: Yeah, but she was a proper minger, ended up having a greasy night!
Brain: That's fucking gross!

by UD Editor May 7, 2022

Have a night

Like saying "have the night you deserve"

"....have a night, I'll talk to you tomorrow."

by Random_ness_ May 2, 2017

night shader

a person that feels the need to wear thier shades all hours, in order to look cool, mysterious or an agent.

guy- "what's up night shader?"
night shader- "whatever it's bright up in this"
guy- "bullshit it's midnight"

by Hird October 30, 2007

Boys Of The Night

A group of badass motherfuckers who hit the streets and fuck shit up at night.

Yo watch out, the Boys Of The Night are in town.

by mdoggydog1738 July 24, 2016