kaden edward jones

A dumbass that is a redneck

Look he's such a kaden edward jones

by Dadddddddddddddddddddy September 23, 2020

Luke "Bones" Jones

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.

Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES

by ferdawinecelly October 20, 2023

Jahsent Jones day

The best day of the year! The day we celebrate the most amazing person to walk this planet.

HAPPY MF JAHSENT JONES DAY BITCHES

by jahsent jones November 15, 2020

Bob Jones Highschool

The shittiest school ever unless the teacher is Mr. Lanford

Fuck bob Jones Highschool

by Jackobeast256 September 27, 2021

Pulling an Indiana Jones

When you don't know what you are doing so you just improvise.

Indy: "Get back to Cairo, get us some transport to England. Boat, plane, anything... Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me; I'm going after that truck."
Sallah: "How?"
Indy: "I don't know I'm making this up as I go."

"Do you have any idea what you are doing? "
"No, I'm pulling an Indiana Jones! "

by Charliegoldy June 9, 2021

Oliver Phillips-Jones

An amazing friend, the most loyal and caring friend to ever exist
Not sure how its possible for anyone to dislike oliver.

They mean the world to those around them

You know Oliver Phillips-Jones
The kind one?

Yeah

by user62738838383 January 6, 2022

Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.

Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?

by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020