tech-ditzy

(Pronouned Tek-ditsee) An adjective describing someone who is slow to catch on to any uses of technology.

The tech-ditzy gentleman lifted his mouse in the air and moved it around and around like a play airplane, hoping this would move the cursor on the computer screen.

by suzannadanna May 18, 2011

Techassacre

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre of technology. When technology is being so uncooperative that you just want to take a chainsaw to it.

Bob: My iPod, phone AND laptop are all spazzing out and won't work properly.
Bill: It's a Techassacre.

by saresare93 November 14, 2011

techenamor

1. enamoration with technology no matter how useless, expensive, or destructive.

Techenamor is to a nerd as sex is to a normal teenage boy!

by ad-92129 August 18, 2011

Techdude365

A YouTuber that makes somewhat help full videos on computers ans all that good stuff. Also the host of www.techdude365.com

How to install Windows with a flash drive!
How to jail break and unlock your iPhone!
Techdude365
and more...

by Ayusu September 20, 2012

Tech Leapfrog

The act of ignoring a technology fad because you feel it will be short-lived and not worth the trouble to learn.

I’m going to tech leapfrog over Twitter. People mocked me because I never learned how to program a VCR and now who looks like a genius?

by orilla-izquierda September 18, 2013

Tech-bait

A person who can't help but romantically attract engineers and other tech-professionals.

His last 3 girlfriends were all programmers. The guy is total tech-bait!

by Anon34685754 September 24, 2013

tech blame game

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.

Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.

by Ah8ter November 6, 2013