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Tactical Abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground and smashing the baby
My pregnant wife fell face first into the ground and had a tactical abortion. I was a witness
by Fat bag May 26, 2021
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Tactical spoon

He is a tactical spoon, used in ww2

. If you throw you becum very susi

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by Arnelio zodynelis February 2, 2022
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AOL tactic

Any form of aggressive advertising that does any of the following actions, almost all of which are legal in the USA but not necessarily morally correct:

1. Use of banner ads with Microsoft Windows windows in them to make one think their computer has a problem.

2. Withholds useful information from you until you click Yes on "Do you want to install and run" so they can spread their malware.

3. Rapid and annoying moving iPods or other shiny things/status sympols that might make a Neanderthal have a four hour erection.

3a. So-called free iPods/Xbox 360s that require you to sell your name and address to loads of advertising cartels and require you to buy many other things you don't want AND require your friends to do the same.

4. Pop up/Pop under ads. Need I say more?

5. Microsoft Windows XP Messenger Service black-on-grey text ads that say your computer will die unless you install a virus on it that kills your PC anyway.

6. AOL Discs--self explanatory.

7. Any advertisement for a cult that would make the Jehovah's Witnesses blush.

8. while (1){ ~linux/home$festival -tts "Head On Apply Directly to the forehead!" }

9. Obvious corporate theft from consumers/double-dipping such as advertisements on DVDs, in movie theaters and on Cable/Dish TV.

10. Ads that make you feel sad in misleading ways, such as one for Ron the indigent atheist terrorist needs you to paypal him $20 so he can bomb a church.

11. Windows Vista which appeals to people who give up their freedom to run emulators and file sharing so they can have shiny pretty cute windows that stack like glass.
AOL tactics keep Geek Squad and Firedog in business.
Spank the Monkey and win -$20 is another AOL tactic.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
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nasty tasting sauce

Any action, event, person, place, or thing that leaves a shitty taste in your mouth, metaphorically or otherwise.

Also known as "nasty sauce," this version is intended to convey the nasty sauce vibe just a little more strongly.
Man, that speech by sarah palin was some nasty tasting sauce.
by juneuary June 30, 2010
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The Tactical 5

The Tactical 5 takes more than twice as long
by slowing roll May 26, 2013
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CHill TACtics

A new you tuber who's channel centers around videos games and out door activities like snow boarding and killing shit. He is widely known for being the best in the world at the mobile games "Pixel Gun 3d" and "Trigger Fist" . You will often find his name among some of the highest scores/stats in ios games. He calls out haters on his channel and makes them look like fools. Hes also known for throwing around his political views which no one really can tell if hes republican or libertarian but never the less hes savage af.
Also quoted yelling," im gonna kneel u down and slice ur fucking throat". Or "how about i tie you to a tree... Poke a hole in your gut and see what the wolves are eating for dinner".
CHill TACtics likes to shoot stuff.
CHill TACtics most famous quote," Bro I don't think you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I don't give a shit".
Another well known quote is," You liberals will be the cause of your own destruction, because of your blindness to the world around you and your completely reality challenged.
by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 26, 2017
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Walnut Testicals

The word you use to describe a man in public butt ass naked raping a small child, usually 2-8 years old
"Omg that guy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that girls asshole"
by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019
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