Wii-tard

A Wii-tard is someone who is so incredibly stupid, insignificant, and idiotic, that they either like, own, or have ever played, touched, looked at, thought about, or conceived of that little white paperweight of a Japanese calculator they call a Nintendo Wii. Wii-tards are the kind of people who have malformed motor and cognitive reasoning centers in their brains, which is neither unfortunate nor an excuse for hurling their cute little Wii-motes and Wii-chucks through their TVs because they are too dumb to hold onto them, or their inherent stupidity in buying two Gamecubes duct-taped together in the first place. Wii-tards are against art, creativity, and any progressive thought because they continue to be mesmerized by the entire lack of third party creativity that the Wii is rife with, such as Nintendo’s inability to make a game that starts without “Mario” or “Samus” in the title, or whatever other stupid crap that has been repeated over and over again, even after getting old with the N64. Wii-tards enjoy quick, brainless, shallow, and poorly built activities like Wii games playable for 5 minutes or less if and only if they are at someone's house, and want to try out how "cute" and adorably stupid it is to sling their arms around a room while staring at a TV screen. The Wii-tards think they are cool, but the simple fact that they actually have the ability to believe that Wiis are cool is a “sign” that they should be exterminated immediately, as they are a threat to all of humanity.

Hey- look at that Wii-tard- KILL IT before it infects us all with its contagion!

by sparkles mcgee November 27, 2007

b tard

a b tard is a person who likes sheep a lot.
it is commonly known as rhys waring

i saw rhys the other day with a sheep

dude hes a total b tard

by dazzer99 March 12, 2008

e-tard

one who isn't tech savy.

If you can't even send an email, you MUST be an e-tard.

by Big Rabbit October 17, 2002

Fuck-Tard

A abrivation of they word:

Fucking Retard

Omdz...
Justin baker is such a Fuck-Tard... He cant even play Guitar properly...
What a Fuck-Tard...

by JB_the_fuck-tard June 22, 2008

money-tard

Those individuals who seem to lose all cognitive ability, logic, and short-term memory when it comes to paying the bill.

"Maaaan can you believe the faf and hassle over the bill? They were such money-tards!"

by dfdan May 11, 2007

Facebook Tard

Someone who finds it is necessary to invent and define words on Facebook yet does not have the wit to officially seal it as his own idea via sites such as...Oooh I don't know...THIS ONE?!

:P

New phrase for the english language..."facebook tard" is used to describe sum1 who doesnt kno their status updated from their super pokes or sum1 who tags fotos of friends in incriminating situations.

by ToeSnip13 November 30, 2009

smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

by Smarttards friend January 27, 2008