tank

The act of removing a toilet tank lid, standing on the seat, and taking a dump in the tank of a toilet so the next person who uses it flushes out shit.

"Man, they fucking fired me so I tanked that fucking toilet on my way out!"

by lithos July 12, 2006

Tanked

To null an effect or attack with ease or minimal effort

Guy 1: bro' did you see that dragon ball super episode where jiren Tanked vegeta's final flash?
Guy 2: Ye man, they did him dirty.

by Toei Addict March 5, 2021

Tank

Armored Vehicle made to destroy other armored vehicles: not to be confused with and APC or Armored Car

"That's tank has a long barrel"
"And it's extra thick"
"And it blew up"

by Grinchblitzkreig May 16, 2020

Tank

Usually someone who is incredibly strong. Maybe no upper body strength but man can she fucking hit a bitch.

Damn did you see Sarah last night she’s such a fucking tank

by sarahtzimas November 17, 2017

Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.

1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.

by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024

Tessa the tank engine

A big bitch (jk i love you cody)

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"

by you got high with me enin February 14, 2023

tank bunny

A woman who finds tankies (traveling water tower welders/fabricators) and meets their lonely needs, regardless of their relationship status.

Tankie 1: “man, I need to find me a tank bunny. I’ve been in a dry spell ever since we have been on the road.
Tankie 2: “I’m sure you can find one easily. After all, what happens on the road, stays on the road!”

by Thecword52 December 19, 2022