take a number

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

by 000 October 13, 2004

take a ganster

to take a very large poop

Man, I gotta take a ganster

by Crusty91015 September 30, 2008

take it to the corner

The term means to run the clock down and comes from a tactic employed in soccer. When a team wishes to waste time towards the end of the game they take the ball to the corner and do as little as possible with it while keeping it in play.
When you don't feel like doing work towards the end of the day you may just jump on the internet to get you through to the end.

To coworker: "man I am tired and bored, I can't do any more work so I am going to take it to the corner."

by h.p.s June 1, 2009

Takayuki

Takayuki is only the greatest frontman, producer, and guitarist ever to live and

breathe at the same time. No man or god can outshred Takayuki, outriff Takayuki,

or be more melodious and beautiful than Takayuki. He is a true guitar hero, and

adorable as a million kittens. Takayuki mixes energetic punk riffs with intense metal distortion and shred solos that would bring fags like Yngwie Malmsteen to tears. More than that, he's very well known for firing all his bandmates every year or so.

I would totally go gay for Takayuki.

by lolbuttdicks September 7, 2009

take your talents to south beach

Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.

EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*

EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"

by uofi2408 March 13, 2011

Take it to the bedroom

When things start to get a little bit hot and heavy, Take it to the bedroom.

Felipe and his cousin were getting Frisky "My god guys, take it to the bedroom!"

by Madame Madie February 5, 2012

Take a b

Its like taking an L, but better. It means youre bad or so horrendous at something.

John: Take a B, you fuck!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

by Meme Handler August 12, 2016