Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.
That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.
by Dillon The Sweaty Eskimo July 19, 2017
Get the Toilet bowl shufflemug. Top rape site at school. Many ancient and recent battles have taken place. It is common knowledge that if you or your friend walk into L-Block Toilets, then there is a 99.9% chance you will not leave alive or well. If you do survive L-Block Toilets, you will be buying new pants after what happened in there. When special forces recovered recordings from L-Block Toilets, they always seemed to have ended with the sound of some pedo saying "Benni Boi Rapey Club."
by L-Block Survivor February 25, 2020
Get the L-Block Toiletsmug. The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR
by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018
Get the Toilet bowl racingmug. “Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”
Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.
Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.
Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.
Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.
by Mama lama July 30, 2018
Get the Toilet seat assmug. A child playing Minecraft. Over a pit of lava is the skibidi toilet and a creeper. The kid chooses to save the skibidi toilet by creating a bridge of blocks that lead to land. A few seconds later, the kid is teleported on top of a bunch of diamond ores as a thank you from the skibidi toilet. Soon after the child looks up, there are tons of creepers on the diamonds with him. In the distance, the skibidi toilet turned into a skibidi robot and the child starts to sing the skibidi toilet song, the video then abruptly ends.
by Mincksz October 8, 2023
Get the skibidi toilet or creepermug. by danielz666 September 18, 2008
Get the yellow toilet brushmug. the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.
by fuckface101 August 19, 2009
Get the cold toilet seatsmug.