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Thot Armor

The common tattoo placement seen on most thots, usually large cursive writing or a full-color sacred heart piece on the neck and chest area, similar writing and coverage on the forearms and/or torso (usually around the ribs), with the most significant tattoo placement directly upon the gentialia, usually as a ram's skull, or increasingly a filagree leafing or an octopus.

Thot armor is so-called in that it's predictable style and placement is usually dictated by every place Uncle Dave touched them when they were 8.

Women wearing thot armor should be approached with caution, as they will be great in bed and at parties, but a nightmare in almost any other setting.

An active and ongoing archive of thot armor can be seen on the suicidegirls website, as well as Instagram.
"Whoa, that chick with the pink hair is hot! I want to go talk to her."

"Careful, bro. She's covered in thot armor. I can read her 'Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo from here!"
by Jif Hannigan December 7, 2018
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Thot-tober

When thots dress in extra thotty ways in order to attract a mate during halloween.
"Happy thot-tober"
by Woolly mama October 29, 2018
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moon thot

A girl you only hit up to fuck when the moon is out
Friend: You bringing Danica to my birthday?
Me: Nah, she a moon thot.
by breadmachiene March 17, 2019
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skyatty thot

To be an omega thot, the biggest thot of them all. Always hoe-ing on men everyday being a big flirt no matter what. Even if the guy has a girl they'll still thot on them.
(I'm using made up names)
guy one: "damn have you seen jaylenne? she's thotting all over these boys"
guy two: "Yeah I heard she's a skyatty thot, thotting on lazaro."
guy three: "She even tried flirting with me! such a skyatty hoe!!"
(made up names)
by Jennymeows125 January 13, 2019
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skyatty thot

To be an omega thot, the biggest thot of them all. Always hoe-ing on men everyday being a big flirt no matter what. Even if the guy has a girl they'll still thot on them. could also be used to describe a man hoe.
guy one: "damn have you seen jaylenne? she's thotting all over these boys"
guy two: "Yeah I heard she's a skyatty thot, thotting on lazaro."
guy three: "She even tried flirting with me! such a skyatty hoe!!"
(just an example)
by Jennymeows125 January 13, 2019
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thickity thot

when a girl scout troop turns thicc
when a thicky bitchy moves up in the world
when a thicky bitchy leaves DC
That’s one thickity thot right there.
by secretaryofthickities June 12, 2018
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Thot BF

Thot BF aka That Ho Over There Bitch Face

Easy to pin point. They have skank clothing on and an angry expression on their face.
Hey did you see that Thot BF?
Yeah, I’d tap that ass days!
by T_rump_supporter June 15, 2018
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