Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.
by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023

The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.
by Googles January 23, 2004

(1) Clothing you wear on your torso, can be long-sleeve or short-sleeve.
(2) Replacement for the S word.
(2) Replacement for the S word.
Holy shirt, that shirt is so cool!
by bruvvvvvvvv September 15, 2023

by That smart guy there May 17, 2021

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.
Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025

A t-shirt made of regenerative tree fiber, dedicated to ethical practices that are good from Earth, and will return to Earth versus plasticizing the planet.
One Golden Thread offers the Tree Shirt, which innovates with nature, to connect to our inner nature, and with a model of regeneration, plants a tree to replenish Earth.
by jscult January 8, 2021

by Not a heather January 16, 2022
