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man taco

when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina.

Also called a mangina
"I thought I was gonna bust a gut when that wack job in Silence of the Lambs danced in front of the mirror admiring his man taco."
by pseudonym September 18, 2004
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lady taco

a slang word for vagina. made up in Sarnia.
by sremmiteelelleinad January 29, 2010
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puffy pink taco

A woman's vagina, especially those with extra large lips.
Damn, I'd like to munch her Puffy Pink Taco !!!
by Dan_o June 11, 2006
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taco time

When a woman sets aside some time during the day to play
with her pussy, either by herself or with a friend.
Wendy came home from work last night and her husband wanted to watch the gamed on TV so she decided to have some taco time.
by taco seasoning June 27, 2006
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Providence Taco

A providence taco, named in honor of Providence, RI, is when a girl is having sex while menstruating and her male partner ejaculates onto the vagina. The blood is representative of salsa while the semen represents the sour cream.
After finishing up with my menstruating female sex partner, I realized I had given her a Providence Taco.
by Taco King of CT December 12, 2009
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fish taco

vagina pussy twat cunt crotch
1.) the one taco in life you dont want to eat
a.) because it is infected
b.) it smells bad
tacos are love but when is smells like fishy dont hump

me and my girlfriend were gettin jiggy and i smelled fish. i thought it was the left overs from dinner, but it turns out it was her fish taco. i puked on her. then we broke up.
by jennessa and michelle December 30, 2005
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can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it?

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.
I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest
by redwings... December 12, 2008
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