Swear Up

To sarcastically suggest that you are speaking the truth, although you and probably the other people know that you are lying.

Dave: Steve bruv, did you see that Man just jump 50 ft in to the air?
Steve: Nah!! Actually?
Dave: Yeah bruv, swear up.

by abcdefg h May 22, 2014

Sweers

Weird beyond belief
Abnormal to the highest degree

Synonyms: Outlandish, incomprehensible, zany, nonsensical.
Antonyms: Sensible, commonplace, cookie-cutter, average.

CANNOT be used synonymously with sweer

The things I saw while I was tripping on acid in the Blue House were so sweers.

by Cleopatrah April 12, 2015

swearginity

When someone has never sworn

The first time someone swears, they lose their SWEARGINITY.

"Hey man that party was sick as fuck!"

"Oh my gosh, you just lost your SWEARGINITY."

by Swagmaster233 April 14, 2015

Sweatshit

Taking a fat shit on a hot day. You finish wiping however the smell of the shit sticks to the sweaty skin of the inside of your buttcheeks, near your anus.

"Yo Colin! You smell like absolute dog shit"

"Fuck bro I know, its the Sweatshit"

by chrisisaknob May 30, 2015

Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water

"Swearing at your mom"

by TheFuckBoyQuinn August 3, 2016

swearcery

The act of creating something magical through incantations composed primarily of cuss words.

Only through the sheer power of swearcery brought his brother back from the brink of death.

by DrakkenWulf September 19, 2016

Spears

Noun: An idiot.

Don't be such a spears

by MyNameIsDave November 2, 2016