Stormcalypse

When weather forecasters over exaggerate an upcoming weather pattern. This is (especially by weather forecasters). These “predictions” cause panic/fear. These events lead to stores have little provisions such as milk, eggs, bread, water, batteries, etc.

Dude, did you hear about the upcoming stormcalypse?
The stormcalypse is set to hit two weeks from three days ago.

by quepdahl December 6, 2013

Stormjob

The act of a blowjob during a storm

Jeffery: Wow, did you see that storm yesterday?
Ryan: No, I was getting a stormjob

by RAVISHINGMONKEY62 August 28, 2016

Stormy’d

When a busty woman slaps your face with her breasts.

Undercover Cop 1: “I totally got Stormy’d by that stripper.”
Undercover Cop 2: “Should we press charges against her?”
Undercover Cop 3: “Nah”

by Ozawk July 13, 2018

Stormtrooper

(n.) Someone that wears black shoes with white socks or vice versa. Commonly used slang in sports (i.e. lacrosse or football).

Player 1: "Those new all black unis are tough!"

Player 2: "Yeah but look at the stormtrooper in the white socks..."

by namyrrepa August 10, 2018

Stormy Dainel

i got a blow job so hard i didn't cum

OFOFOOFFO i came but didn't STORMY DAINELS

by Stormy Dainels December 12, 2018

stormin anal mormon

When you're recovering Mormon fiance finds her inner freak and shoves a Hitachi up your ass while she has you tied up and and blind folded.

My girlfriend went full kink.com last night and gave me the stormin anal Mormon.

by Earnhardt fears walls July 22, 2019

Stormy

Stormy is a beautiful, adorable person. Very talented especially in singing and asmr, best daddy, ∞ / 10 and super beautiful both inside and out

Stormy’s a cutie

by Ame.a August 6, 2020