Slatch

A Slatch is what you'd call your friend when they're not thinking before an action.

Guy 1: I Just locked my keys inside my car and can't get them out!
Guy 2: You're such a slatch!

by EthiliumD July 24, 2023

Skatch

A slur or derogatory term for someone from Saskatchewan

Can you believe that skatch ass bitch says getting Someone to boot for you when you’re under age is called getting someone to pull for you

by Stretch_3434 August 14, 2024

Smatch

Weird, Unfunny, Odd, Gay

Yall some smatch ah niggas on my soul.
That nigga smatch asf.

by iloveMarGE3Z January 25, 2024

Slatch

To have someone ejaculate in your mouth then proceeding to spit on their feet.

“Babe! I’m so horny!”
“Oh.. Wanna do something?”
“Mhm, a BJ, but I want to try something new!”
“Like..?”
“I want to slatch you!”

by Shinobu Glazer February 19, 2025

smatch

1. to get someone wet by rapidly releasing a large amount of water on them
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave

“oh man, he smatched me and now my hair’s wet”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”

by babysharkuwu091 May 7, 2025