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Safeway slut

The only respectable employees working for Safeway. They are the studs of the organization and are envied by the other workers due to their dashing good looks and irresistible charm. They are looked up to as gods and are treated like royalty. All other employees are their servants and should do anything they ask them to do.
Soccer mom: "Those two handsome men over their must be safeway sluts."
by James and the Giant Peaches October 3, 2016
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Safe

That thing you do when you want to stay alive for tomorrow's rave.
Hey Scott be safe in the city tonight! Super City 50 - Urban EDM is tomorrow.
by xbeatxassasinx September 24, 2016
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safe gay

Also spelled "safegay," this refers to implied homosexuality in a fictional work done subtly enough to be marketed towards a mostly straight audience or to children. This usually occurs when the creators don't want to cause controversy. or the higher-ups wanted them to tone it down if the plan was originally to show it more obviously.

Usually, it's hard to catch the first time around, but becomes more obvious each time you consume that media.

Coined by Stacy on the YouTube channel, Geek Remix.
It took Sarah a couple seasons to catch the "safe gay" in her favorite television show, but once she noticed it, it was cemented in her mind.
by Dr. Sigh September 19, 2016
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safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me
by TiggyMima September 10, 2016
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Safe

Knowing your condom won't break
Dude, this condom is so safe.
by Leo's Oscar August 1, 2016
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Safety windmill

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.
Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!
by Badmanh May 27, 2016
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safe space

an area where bare backing is strictly prohibited
Police Officer in dark room: Excuse me, sir! May you please pull it out for a second? That rubber looks okay, enjoy your cruising in this safe space.
by TeamGL December 14, 2016
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