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Squirrel

1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.

2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...

2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
by Ryan Browne July 23, 2008
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Squirrel

Anyone on welfare, begging for money, or otherwise living off of others in the same way forest squirrels look for a handout on popular hiking trails. Someone looking for a "free nut". A parasite. Usually black people, but can also be white trash and some Latinos. Asian squirrels are almost non-existent.
Person #1: "I heard the government is offering a new food stamps program starting tomorrow."

Person #2: "Yeah. I bet the squirrels will be lined up around the corner for that."
by mesatron October 29, 2014
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Secret squirrel

Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)
Hey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”

Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!
by seven sins 88 June 11, 2018
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squrirrelling

Being nosy (nibby) and getting into someone elses business. Sneaking around.
I caught my boss squirrelling through my office.
by Booboo kitty May 28, 2005
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SquirrelNutz

Iowa dwelling person ; plays a lot of CS and Warcraft III, often chats on MSN and MIRC. Master at any game he plays, and keeps it real with the ladies.
SquirrelNutz, sex me up you animal!
by SquirrelNutz June 6, 2004
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squirrelfuck

one who fucks squirrels
fucking like a squirrel
one who fucks like a squirrel?
He's a squirrelfuck.
Yesterday i decided to squirrelfuck and i made a furry lil baby.
I squirrelfucked his mom and she popped out a squirrel.
i feel like i was made by my mom getting squirrel fucked because im harier than a bear.
i think his mom squirrelfucked someone to make him because he can fit big nuts in his mouth but has tiny nuts.
by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008
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Dirt Squirrel

A dirt squirrel is a person who exhibits rather irritating annoying behavior amongst others. They tend to have dirty bum holes, poo stained underwear and have unnecessarily large amounts of hair located over the mustache area of the face and lower regions south of the belt buckle. The word can be used in Context

"Wow Hailey you really are a dirt squirrel" or " Hey stop buying smoothies you dirt squirrels" or "Hey shock ramp your a ming mang Dirt Squirrel"
by thatsrightmate April 14, 2010
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